wow....

Knock knock
whos there
Brittany spears
Brittany s[ears who?
knock knock
whos there?
brittany spears
Brittany spears who?
oops i did it again!!!! xD

hahaha!

Knock knock
whos there
pencil
pencil who?
forget it...its pointless...

joke!

Knock knock!
whos there
interrupting docter!!
interu--- YOU HAVE CANCER!

funniest comeback everr!!

Teacher: Don't get smart with mee!

You: Isn't that we come here for?

another joke!

Q: why did the lion cross the road?
A: to get to the majestic pride xD 
                      
                   - Purple Pillow Pet #1

Magic!!!!!

"i've got the magic in mee!!!! everytime i touch that track it turns into gold! now everybody knows i got the magic in me! and when i hit the floor them girls come snappin' at me. now everybody wants some presto magic magic maaaaagic! magic magic maaaaaaaagic! magic magic maaaagic! aahhh oooooooooohhhh!!!!!!!! i got the magic in meeeehhhhhhh!!!" haha my favorite song!

Joke of the week!!!! xD

me: knock knock!

you: who's there?

me: i eat mop!!!

you: i eat mop who?

me: hahahahahahaahhaha!!!!!!